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Est. 2026 — Heavyweight Protestwear

HeavyCotton.HeavierOpinions.

Funny, sharp, heavyweight tees and hoodies for people who read the news and refuse to be quiet about it. Premium fabric. Zero fascists. Some assembly required at Thanksgiving.

Shop the drop ★ 100% Fascist-Free Cotton · Est. 2026
No Kings · October 17Tee · Hoodie · Baby TeeIndependent apparel
No Kings · October 17Tee · Hoodie · Baby TeeIndependent apparel

★ Limited spotlight

No Kings
October 17

The three No Kings designs, together for the day. Independent apparel — not official event merchandise. Printed to order, so delivery by October 17 is not guaranteed.

NO KINGS
The No Kings Tee — BlackHeavy Tee · 6.1 oz

The No Kings Tee

Black

Unisex

NO KINGS

$29.99

NO KINGS
The No Kings Front Hoodie — BlackHeavyweight Hoodie

The No Kings Front Hoodie

Black

Unisex

NO KINGS

$59.99

NO KINGS
The No Kings Baby Tee — BlackFitted Baby Tee

The No Kings Baby Tee

Black

NO KINGS

$34.99

No human is illegalMake empathy great againFight the regimeICE belongs in my drinkDeport hateRacism is so last centuryBuild bridges not wallsWhat would Dolly do?Make America think again
No human is illegalMake empathy great againFight the regimeICE belongs in my drinkDeport hateRacism is so last centuryBuild bridges not wallsWhat would Dolly do?Make America think again

The
Current
Drop

Wearable dissent in tees, hoodies and fitted baby tees. Printed to order.

MAKE EMPATHY GREAT AGAIN
The Empathy Tee — Heather GreyHeavy Tee · 6.1 oz

The Empathy Tee

Heather Grey

Unisex

MAKE EMPATHY GREAT AGAIN

$29.99

ICE BELONGS IN MY DRINK
The On-The-Rocks Hoodie — WhiteHeavyweight Hoodie

The On-The-Rocks Hoodie

White

Unisex

ICE BELONGS IN MY DRINK

$59.99

DEPORT HATE
Deport Hate Hoodie — Heather GreyHeavyweight Hoodie

Deport Hate Hoodie

Heather Grey

Unisex

DEPORT HATE

$59.99

FIGHT THE REGIME.
The Fight Tee — BlackHeavy Tee · 6.1 oz

The Fight Tee

Black

Unisex

FIGHT THE REGIME.

$29.99

BE KIND OR BE QUIET
The Quiet Rule Hoodie — WhiteHeavyweight Hoodie

The Quiet Rule Hoodie

White

Unisex

BE KIND OR BE QUIET

$59.99

WHAT WOULD DOLLY DO?
The Dolly Tee — Heather GreyHeavy Tee · 6.1 oz

The Dolly Tee

Heather Grey

Unisex

WHAT WOULD DOLLY DO?

$29.99

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FROM THE MANIFESTO

Anger burns out by Tuesday. A good joke gets quoted at Thanksgiving for a decade.

The Manifesto

Four things
we actually
believe.

01

Heavyweight Only

6.1 oz garment-dyed tees. 340 gsm heavyweight fleece hoodies. Fabric that outlasts news cycles, scandals, and most political careers.

02

Punch Up, Never Down

Every joke on this site aims at power. Never at people. The government has lawyers — it can take a joke. That is the whole trick, and it is not negotiable.

03

Funny Beats Furious

Anger burns out by Tuesday. A good joke gets quoted at Thanksgiving for a decade. We print the second one.

04

Wash Cold, Stay Hot

Machine wash cold. Hang dry. Wear to family dinners. Results may vary. Opinions will not.

Spotlight № 03

The uniform of the ungovernable.

ICE BELONGS IN MY DRINK printed across the chest in bold block type. For everyone who thinks ICE should stay in their glass. Heavyweight fleece hoodie, relaxed unisex fit. Black, Heather Grey, and White, sizes S to 3XL. Printed to order.

The On-The-Rocks Hoodie — $59.99
ICE BELONGS IN MY DRINK
The On-The-Rocks Hoodie
No human is illegalMake empathy great againFight the regimeICE belongs in my drinkDeport hateRacism is so last centuryBuild bridges not wallsWhat would Dolly do?Make America think again
No human is illegalMake empathy great againFight the regimeICE belongs in my drinkDeport hateRacism is so last centuryBuild bridges not wallsWhat would Dolly do?Make America think again

Grab one before
they're banned.

Kidding. Probably. Either way, the cotton is heavyweight and the jokes are load-bearing.

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