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Est. 2026 — Heavyweight Protestwear

HeavyCotton.HeavierOpinions.

Funny, sharp, heavyweight tees and hoodies for people who read the news and refuse to be quiet about it. Premium fabric. Zero fascists. Some assembly required at Thanksgiving.

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No human is illegalMake empathy great againICE belongs in drinksDeport hateRacism is so last centuryBridges not wallsThis snowflake melts ICEMake America think again
No human is illegalMake empathy great againICE belongs in drinksDeport hateRacism is so last centuryBridges not wallsThis snowflake melts ICEMake America think again

The
Current
Drop

Four pieces of wearable dissent. Screen-printed, heavyweight, and legally funnier than the evening news.

MAKE EMPATHY GREAT AGAIN
The Empathy TeeHeavy Tee · 6.1 oz

The Empathy Tee

MAKE EMPATHY GREAT AGAIN

$38

ICE BELONGS IN MY DRINK
The On-The-Rocks TeeHeavy Tee · 6.1 oz

The On-The-Rocks Tee

ICE BELONGS IN MY DRINK

$38

DEPORT HATE
Deport Hate HoodieSuper Heavyweight Hoodie

Deport Hate Hoodie

DEPORT HATE

$72

THIS SNOWFLAKE MELTS ICE
Snowflake TeeHeavy Tee · 6.1 oz

Snowflake Tee

THIS SNOWFLAKE MELTS ICE

$38

WHAT WOULD DOLLY DO?
The Dolly TeeHeavy Tee · 6.1 oz

The Dolly Tee

WHAT WOULD DOLLY DO?

$38

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The Manifesto

Four things
we actually
believe.

01

Heavyweight Only

6.1 oz garment-dyed tees. Super heavyweight fleece hoodies. Fabric that outlasts news cycles, scandals, and most political careers.

02

Punch Up, Never Down

Every joke on this site aims at power. Never at people. That is the whole trick, and it is not negotiable.

03

Funny Beats Furious

Anger burns out by Tuesday. A good joke gets quoted at Thanksgiving for a decade. We print the second one.

04

Wash Cold, Stay Hot

Machine wash cold. Hang dry. Wear to family dinners. Results may vary. Opinions will not.

Spotlight № 03

The uniform of the ungovernable.

450gsm of pure refusal. The only thing we'd ever put on a one-way flight.

Deport Hate Hoodie — $72
DEPORT HATE
Deport Hate Hoodie
No human is illegalMake empathy great againICE belongs in drinksDeport hateRacism is so last centuryBridges not wallsThis snowflake melts ICEMake America think again
No human is illegalMake empathy great againICE belongs in drinksDeport hateRacism is so last centuryBridges not wallsThis snowflake melts ICEMake America think again

Grab one before
they're banned.

Kidding. Probably. Either way, the cotton is heavyweight and the jokes are load-bearing.

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